snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(Source: snapchatting, via funny-text-posts)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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(via funny-text-posts)

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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(Source: squirps, via funny-text-posts)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via funny-text-posts)

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via funny-text-posts)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via pizza)

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via scurrilizzie)

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